It’s a little known legend passed down from
generations long ago. On the 2nd
of February, if the groundhog sees his shadow, the Superb Owl rises from the
groundhog hole and energizes the Raven.
During two weeks of anticipation, I expected some analysis and bantering
regarding the teams involved. Instead we
revisited tripe about whether Ray Lewis really killed two people, whether he
used velvet deer antler extract, and had to listen to Randy Moss claim that he
is the best receiver of all time.
Before we go any farther, I am happy to visit the
Chris Paul celebrity and pro event for charity which has now become an annual
staple for those of us that do not care to watch the seven hours of pre game. Chris Paul is not as good a bowler as he is a
point guard, however I respect the fact that he has lent his name and energy to
a worthy cause. This year he has also
acquired ownership of one of the PBA teams in the new league. Of course I remember the Minneapolis Skippers
of 1961 in the National Bowling League which only lasted a few months, so I
will watch PBA league bowling with some doubts.
The winner of the celebrity event in Chris Paul’s tourney was none other
than Quinton Aaron. If you are not
familiar with Quinton, he has appeared in a number of movies; but he is also
employed by Brunswick as a mannequin for the tailor when they are sizing up
shirts for drock. Chris Barnes and Billy
Hardwick’s son Chris took the Pro/Celeb portion, and it seemed everyone had a
good time.
On to the Super Bowl. This is probably the only sporting event of
the year when people go to the toilet during the action so they don’t miss any
of the commercials. A few ads were
released early on you tube, which is really disappointing to Super Bowl ad
purists. I did not see any that
surpassed my all time favorites – The E*Trade Chimp doing a dance for 25 seconds
with the caption “We just blew two million bucks, what are you doing with your
money”. The other is Betty White and Abe
Vigoda playing touch football. This
year, as always, Budweiser was a huge sponsor, not only pushing Bud Light, but
also a new Black Crown Label. So belly
up to the bar and holler “Here wego”.
Doritos spent a few million again, there must be big profits in corn
chips. I really don’t care who likes the
cookie or the cream filling in Oreo cookies.
I get tired of seeing them in crossword puzzles, and I am not allowed to
eat the cookie or the cream. Go Daddy
always has beautiful girls in their ads to sell their product. This year they added a chubby looking nerd
and a kissing scene that made me wish I would have skipped the ad and gone to
the bathroom.
The Volkswagon ad with the Minnesota reference
made no sense to me. What accent was
that guy trying to use to speak? He
sounded more like a German guy from Boston!
The Kia ads were equally over my head.
It’s these Madison Avenue types that are still wearing Zubas made from
American flags to work that are trying to be funny but are more successful at
just being stupid.
Hats off to the Dodge Ram folks for their
depiction of the farmers of our country!
My great uncle Bill was a lifelong farmer in Siren, Wisconsin; and I
have a cousin in law with a dairy farm in California. Where would we be without farmers?
Although we only heard from one beer company this
year, both Pepsi and Coke rolled a few ads our way. Although I am a Pepsi drinker in real life,
my nod for Super Bowl commercial of this year goes to the pink Coke bus
cruising the desert. Maybe I am partial
to Las Vegas showgirls, or maybe the big bottle of Coke reminded me of the
signature sign at AT&T Park in San Francisco, or maybe the bus just
reminded me of all the “Love Pink” garments that the Texy Ladies wear on Friday
nights, but Bud, “This Coke’s for you”.
The Giants won the Series in October, but the
49ers will have to settle for runner up.
It was an entertaining game, but Niners – your coach is a jerk. Congratulations Ravens !